I Hate Pie!

I Hate Pie!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

 

National Cake Eternity

Today is the first day of National Cake Eternity.

And there is no need for a council.

There is only cake.

Let them eat pie.

It will soon be gone.

And only cake will remain.

posted by BlogReader82  @ 6:23 PM 0 comments

Thursday, January 17, 2008

 

The War on Pie

It's 2008 and I am back with a vengeance. . .

This is the year I declare war on pie.

It will be known in the history books as "The War on Pie."

Blowhard TV pundit hacks will rail and cry out against my War on Pie.

But I shall prevail.

The nation's pies will be banished from the land.

A few may survive at sea.

And at the end of the day, cake will rule the planet Earth.

And its moon.

And nearby planets as well.

Definitely Mercury, Venus, and Mars.

Possibly Jupiter.

Probably it won't make it out all the way to Saturn and Uranus.

Definitely not Neptune.

Pluto's not a planet anymore.

And do you know why Pluto's not a planet anymore?

Because the Plutonians ate PIE, that's why! And now it ain't a planet!

So really, you see, my War on Pie is the last, best shot to save the planet.

Planets are destroyed by pie. It's happened before. Used to be nine planets in the solar system.

Now there's eight.

Eight.

Ate.

8.

8 PIE.

Won't you join my War on Pie?

posted by BlogReader82  @ 10:42 PM 0 comments

Monday, January 03, 2005

 

My New Year's Resolution

Okay, folks. Here's my New Year's Resolution: I will never eat any pie! I hate pie!


posted by BlogReader82  @ 1:54 AM 0 comments

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