tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69619332011-06-07T23:19:14.212-07:00I Hate Pie!Jarrodnoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6961933.post-34335277335669097252008-01-23T18:23:00.000-08:002008-01-23T18:26:19.410-08:00Today is the first day of National Cake Eternity.<br /><br />And there is no need for a council.<br /><br />There is only cake.<br /><br />Let them eat pie.<br /><br />It will soon be gone.<br /><br />And only cake will remain.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6961933-3433527733566909725?l=ihatepie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jarrodnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6961933.post-15776932285470423332008-01-17T22:42:00.000-08:002008-01-17T22:54:58.484-08:00It's 2008 and I am back with a vengeance. . .<br /><br />This is the year I declare war on pie.<br /><br />It will be known in the history books as "The War on Pie."<br /><br />Blowhard TV pundit hacks will rail and cry out against my War on Pie.<br /><br />But I shall prevail.<br /><br />The nation's pies will be banished from the land.<br /><br />A few may survive at sea.<br /><br />And at the end of the day, cake will rule the planet Earth.<br /><br />And its moon.<br /><br />And nearby planets as well.<br /><br />Definitely Mercury, Venus, and Mars.<br /><br />Possibly Jupiter.<br /><br />Probably it won't make it out all the way to Saturn and Uranus.<br /><br />Definitely not Neptune.<br /><br />Pluto's not a planet anymore.<br /><br />And do you know why Pluto's not a planet anymore?<br /><br />Because the Plutonians ate PIE, that's why! And now it ain't a planet!<br /><br />So really, you see, my War on Pie is the last, best shot to save the planet.<br /><br />Planets are destroyed by pie. It's happened before. Used to be nine planets in the solar system.<br /><br />Now there's eight.<br /><br />Eight.<br /><br />Ate.<br /><br />8.<br /><br />8 PIE.<br /><br />Won't you join my War on Pie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6961933-1577693228547042333?l=ihatepie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jarrodnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6961933.post-1104742539168058682005-01-03T01:54:00.000-08:002005-01-03T00:55:39.166-08:00Okay, folks. Here's my New Year's Resolution: I will never eat any pie! I hate pie! <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6961933-110474253916805868?l=ihatepie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jarrodnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6961933.post-1084342894074184772004-05-11T23:20:00.000-07:002004-05-11T23:27:33.626-07:00Pie is stupid! Anyone who likes pie is stupid!! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6961933-108434289407418477?l=ihatepie.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BlogReader82http://www.blogger.com/profile/14577887642616674309noreply@blogger.com0